Palawa Joko: Ha! Ha! Ha! Your sense of humour matches your taste in fashion: decrepit and-quite frankly-a little overstated. Mad King Thorn: The Inevitable? And what's so inevitable about you, mm? Oh, is it the smell? Mad King Thorn: (boisterous laughter). Palawa Joko: You are in the presence of Joko the Inevitable. Palawa Joko: You need to have a little more respect for your elders, Thorn. Mad King Thorn: Touch your toes! Mad King Thorn: Oh wait, you don't have any! Palawa Joko: Oh.you are impenetrable. Or even an excruciating end if it means escaping this torture. But only if I say "Your Mad King says" first. I order you to do something, and you do it. Mad King Thorn: It's my absolute favorite. Let's play a game of Mad King Says! Palawa Joko: No. Mad King Thorn: Oh, I have a brilliant idea. Palawa Joko: Say, why do you suppose the Ascalonians quit their day jobs after the Searing? Mad King Thorn: Because they were all incompetent hooligans? Palawa Joko: They got burnt out! (laugh) Mad King Thorn: Damn it. Illiyan was a lovely woman, the poor dear. Palawa Joko: No, that would be your sixth wife. Mad King Thorn: Hmph, I can smell the stench of your rotting, burning flesh already. Palawa Joko: How I miss the tickle of the hot desert sun on my cheeks. Conquering gods, bringing Elona to its knees. Mad King Thorn: Why do you look so smug? Palawa Joko: I was just recounting my many feats, my triumphs. Mad King Thorn: (sly laughter) Palawa Joko: Disgusting. Palawa Joko: How would you feel if I erected a statue of, well, myself? Right there in the middle of the labyrinth? Mad King Thorn: What's the most popular drink at a Svanir party? Mad King Thorn: Icebrood tea. Palawa Joko: We should get bunk coffins! Mad King Thorn: Ugh. Palawa Joko: This is the most fun I've had since I was devoured by that self-righteous dragon mutt! I'm not going anywhere. Mad King Thorn: When do you go back? Palawa Joko: Back where? Mad King Thorn: To the masticated carcass you crawled out of. Mad King Thorn: And you look a bit.pale, dear Palawa. Mad King Thorn: I suppose you were killed for real this time, hmmm? Palawa Joko: My, my, Oswald! Are you beginning to wilt? A few centuries in this void of misery has done very little for your complexion. Mad King Thorn: My greatest rival.Palawa Joko. The King and the ghost of Palawa Joko, towering above the labyrinth as they argue. Champion Family-Sized Candy Corn Elemental (80).(All foes above level 80 are spawned by events.) Historical foes Veteran King-Sized Candy Corn Elemental (80-84).Veteran Glow-in-the-Dark Spider (80-84).Bite-Sized Candy Corn Elemental (80-84).These services are summoned by Mad King's Steward: Events A race is starting soon! (Mad King's Labyrinth) (0) Reach the finish line! (0) Defeat the strange foes coming through the haunted door (8, 19, 20, 22, 24, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30) Defeat the strange foe that came through the haunted door (18, 20, 22, 24, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 80) Defeat the strange foe that came through the haunted door (80) Defeat the strange foe that came through the haunted door (80) Defeat the strange foe that came through the haunted door (80) Defeat the strange foe that came through the haunted door (80) Defeat the strange foes that came through the haunted door (80) Slay the Labyrinthine Horror (80) NPCs Allies Ghosts
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